This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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