Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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