His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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