Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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