Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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