As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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