you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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