So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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