From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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