So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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