if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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