Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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