He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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