And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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