Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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