And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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