Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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