Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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