careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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