I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Green mimosas i think yes
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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