Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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