Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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