I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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