My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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