we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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