please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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