why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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