can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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