You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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