The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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