Dual....:-)
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
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