How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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