I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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