margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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