like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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