I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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