they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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