my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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