No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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