Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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