the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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