So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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