the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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