Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Farmville is her only friend.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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