im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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