I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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