It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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