ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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