And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I'm really busy with my period
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