I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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it's like iHOP with fire
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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